1 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:17,980 Hey, I'm Trey Jordan, you know, the super mega extraordinary movie star, 2 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:23,380 spectacular actor from the TV show TCS with Trey Jordan. 3 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:24,940 Welcome to my crib. 4 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:36,540 This staircase right here, this is from my mega hit movie, Freaky Ass 5 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,920 Frankenstein. It was shot right here on the staircase. 6 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:44,620 Oh. And these cities, you see this railing? 7 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,540 This used to be Tyler Perry's. 8 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:48,940 Sold it. 9 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,940 Come check out my other rooms. 10 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,700 This here is for my proceeds. 11 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:06,380 I bought this table with the money I made for my hit movie, Little Black 12 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:07,620 Cracker -Ass Parents. 13 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,800 Coming to a theater near you. 14 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,000 I'm so rich. 15 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:33,900 Rich. 16 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,480 Rich. 17 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,360 Come on, man. 18 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,680 See what's in my fridge. 19 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,000 Who wants Chinese? 20 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,120 How we do. 21 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,280 Damn, I'm rich. 22 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:56,380 We're eating. 23 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:58,890 Hey, who wants Chris Scott? 24 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:08,509 This is where all the magic happens, right here. 25 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:14,450 Really. I stole this from Chris Angel. 26 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:20,950 Fuck you, Chris Angel. 27 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,520 Welcome to my master bath. 28 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,040 This is it, y 'all. This is where it goes down. 29 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:36,000 I had this shower installed. 30 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:43,500 You know, when I go out on the club and I bring home my dirty clothes, take them 31 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,500 in and I clean them up just before I take the clothes off. 32 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,640 twice. Told me I'm dirty. 33 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,620 Y 'all remember this? 34 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:25,300 I know y 'all remember this. In that PCS comedy sketch. 35 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:26,940 Black to the Future. 36 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:31,520 Great Scott, Marty. We've gotta go black to the future. 37 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,900 Holy shit. I gotta get black to the future. 38 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:38,420 Did you check the flux cablacator? 39 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,300 Y 'all remember this. 40 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:46,960 That's right. When I played the Black Roddy Dangerfield in a TCH sketch, Black 41 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:52,860 to School, he was always giving me shit all the time about Black this, Black 42 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:54,180 that in my sketches. 43 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,300 They didn't like Black Zorro. 44 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,100 They didn't like Caddy Black 1. They didn't like Caddy Black 2. 45 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,480 Black Flipper. 46 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,880 And they didn't like Black Enthusiasm. 47 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:08,160 That's why I took a moment for my people to make a special service announcement. 48 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,520 Black people, stop stealing. 49 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,000 Y 'all want to see my big brown cotton, don't you? 50 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:20,440 It's sweet, delicious, and it's made of Swiss chocolate. 51 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,880 You see this right here? This is the cheese wood gift that came from Jake 52 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,900 Donaghy, the king of the network when TCS was number one. 53 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,120 We ain't number one no more. 54 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:37,160 We're not even number 201, I don't think. 55 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,080 You didn't get any of that. 56 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,180 I'm confused, Alicia. 57 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:17,420 It means big cough with money, but it was much funnier when I thought it than 58 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,580 when I said it out loud. 59 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:24,600 For the life of me, I cannot figure out what my network comedy skit still needs 60 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,720 to stoke the ratings. 61 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:28,720 I already hired an erratic black star. 62 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,840 What else can be done? 63 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,800 Well, how about I stroke your ratings? 64 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:42,950 until they grow Karina 65 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:49,110 You always make me feel better. 66 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:11,750 Let me fuck your beautiful breasts, baby. 67 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:14,810 Your hot, young tits. 68 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,470 Oh, God, 69 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:21,210 that looks good. 70 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:23,910 Yes, 71 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,350 baby. 72 00:07:26,630 --> 00:07:27,950 Feels so good. 73 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:34,110 Oh, God. I'm glad you like it. Oh, God, baby. Tits are so soft. 74 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:41,410 oh oh no don't come yet oh god that's beautiful 75 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:47,710 baby oh yeah oh yeah 76 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:53,950 oh yeah 77 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,300 My sexy little whore. 78 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:13,200 Yes. You make life worth living, baby. 79 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,800 Suck that big dick, baby. Oh, yeah. 80 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,040 Oh. 81 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,380 Oh. 82 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,720 I'm your boss, baby. 83 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:56,330 I want your boss's cock, baby. 84 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:57,950 Oh, 85 00:08:58,390 --> 00:08:59,490 yeah. 86 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,670 It's so tight, baby. How does it stay so tight? 87 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:06,610 You're such a fucking whore. How does it stay so fucking tight? 88 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,750 You fuck everybody, don't you think? 89 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,330 Everybody. 90 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:19,010 Oh, yeah. 91 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,490 Oh, yeah, baby. 92 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,330 You like my cock inside you, baby? 93 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,480 Come on, 94 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:41,160 baby. 95 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:43,520 Suck that dick. 96 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,640 Oh, don't you? 97 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,260 Oh, yeah. 98 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,060 Look at those beautiful hands on my dick. 99 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,879 Yeah, baby. 100 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,880 Yeah, baby. 101 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,180 Yeah. Yeah, you know how to take care of it, baby. 102 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,860 Yeah, you're so hot. 103 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,660 You're so fucking hot. 104 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,700 Yeah. 105 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,200 Juicy, sexy bitch. 106 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,180 Juicy fucking bitch. 107 00:12:53,670 --> 00:13:00,030 I want you to taste what you fucking taste like, you 108 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,330 hot cunt. 109 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:02,670 Come on. 110 00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:03,970 Come on. 111 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,250 Come on. 112 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,410 Yeah, baby. 113 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:08,170 How's that taste, baby? 114 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:11,150 Nice, sweet, young, Latina cunt, baby. 115 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,590 Now you know what I feel like, baby. 116 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:15,129 Come on. 117 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:17,730 Too bad you can't fuck yourself. You fucking whore. 118 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,060 Yeah, 119 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,060 baby. Yeah, baby. Suck that dick. 120 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,420 Grab my balls while you suck my dick. Come on. 121 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:29,900 Oh, come on. 122 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,300 Stick your cunt on my face, baby. I want to eat you while you eat me. Come on. 123 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,020 Come on. 124 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,040 Come on. 125 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,180 Get your leg back, baby. 126 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,780 That's it. 127 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,960 Oh, yeah. 128 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,040 Come on. Bring it back, baby. 129 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,800 Ah. 130 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,200 Ah. 131 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,500 God, I want you, baby. You feel like a horrid dick, baby? 132 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:14,080 I feel real. 133 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,980 I want you so bad. 134 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,220 Come on, baby. 135 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,580 Yeah. 136 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,620 Yeah. 137 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,780 Oh, God, baby, I love your cunt. I love that cunt. 138 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,730 It's too fucking hot. 139 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,950 Too fucking hot. No man could last in that country. 140 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,390 You'll always have a job with me baby. 141 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,380 Just the way I wanna fuck you, baby. 142 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:23,480 Get your beautiful body, baby. 143 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,820 I'm crazy about you, babe. 144 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,940 How sexy you are, baby. 145 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,220 You're too sexy, baby. 146 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,000 Oh, yeah. 147 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:59,320 God, I want you so bad, baby. 148 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:00,880 Don't ever leave me, baby. 149 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:02,580 Don't ever leave me. 150 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,640 Yeah, baby. 151 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:14,300 I'm going to come over your beautiful tits, baby. 152 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,060 Don't hide your nipples, baby. 153 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880 Oh, yeah. 154 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,800 Put them together, baby. 155 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,660 Oh, God, 156 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:28,860 baby. Oh, don't hide your nipples, baby. 157 00:32:25,439 --> 00:32:27,240 So, you got any big ideas? 158 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,220 Will I have sex? 159 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:40,840 Ladies and gentlemen, please follow me on the forum in SCS TV Studios, home of 160 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,880 such great programs as America's Next Top Methodist, According to Himmler, and 161 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,320 of course the His Sketch comedy show, TCS, with Trey Jordan. 162 00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:48,860 And what luck! 163 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,180 It's one of the stars of TCS, Miss Jenny Marona! 164 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,440 Yeah, very kind of. 165 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,080 You know, I grew up in a very small town. 166 00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:01,940 There was hardships, you know? We had barber shops, but no bleach. 167 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,740 Hey, yo, check this shit out. 168 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,260 Me, me, bop, bop. 169 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,220 I'm a black robot, motherfucker. 170 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:16,260 But, hey, look at me. I'm a black robot, too. 171 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,400 Racist. 172 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,320 Look, it's Mr. Trey Jordan. Star of such blockbuster movies as... I'm a black 173 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,179 cowboy, bitch. 174 00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:27,980 My cracker honey gets croaky with it. And are we motherfucking there yet? 175 00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:28,980 you. Thank you, Ken. 176 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:32,580 All you white people, thank you for making me so rich. 177 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:33,900 See this chain? 178 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,720 It was Dracula's. 179 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:46,700 And here, fans of TCS, is the comedy trifecta, Ms. Liz 180 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,700 Lyman, the producer. 181 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,500 Hi, Ken. 182 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,920 I hope you all enjoy the show. 183 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,580 Thank you, Miss Lyman. Oh, and a couple of quick messages for you. Your doctor 184 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:59,040 called. It's not a grope. It's a small vibrating rubber toy that must have got 185 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,040 stuck in your vagina. 186 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,660 It's not. 187 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,199 It's not. 188 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,200 Don't judge me. 189 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,340 You all just paid to take a tour of my workplace. 190 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:10,400 You should be ashamed. 191 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:19,080 Oh, and Miss Lyman, by the way, Mr. Donagree is waiting for you on set. 192 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,520 And on our right is the bathroom, if anyone needs to tinkle. 193 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:35,580 Don't you think that Welcome Back Hotter is maybe a little dated for a sketch? 194 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,760 What are you going to do next, Spartacus? 195 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,560 Hey, when are we going to shoot the gay gladiator sketch? 196 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:44,260 Did you say something? 197 00:34:44,659 --> 00:34:45,699 Not a word, sir. 198 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:50,139 Listen, I want this sketch comedy show to be fresh, Lyman. 199 00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:52,320 Don't you want this show to be fresh? 200 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:59,100 I think I've done fresh with keeping it real and bringing the beat back and 201 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,300 walking the dinosaur. 202 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,220 Look, Lyman, you and I aren't so different. Except for maybe your Ross 203 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:10,260 card, which has clearly given you free reign to buy your entire wardrobe from 204 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:13,880 under a sign marked discontinued clothing 75 % off. 205 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,540 We both want this show to succeed. 206 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:20,680 And dressing Jenny as Patsy just isn't going to... Cut it. 207 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,400 No, sir. 208 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,840 No way. 209 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,400 What do you mean, no way? 210 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:28,360 No, you don't want the show to succeed? 211 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,840 No, you don't want to be like me? 212 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:34,920 No, you don't want to stop dressing like a Walmart greeter? 213 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:40,240 Listen, when you brought Trey on the show, I went with it. When you wanted to 214 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,160 change the name of the show, I went with it. 215 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,240 Whatever you want to do now, I'm not going with it. 216 00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:47,860 Well, then. 217 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:50,460 You leave me no choice. 218 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,240 Well, what are you going to do, fire me? 219 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:53,820 No. 220 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,920 I'm going to give Trey a promotion to executive producer if you don't do this. 221 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:02,340 Well, he'll just... He'll just what? 222 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:05,580 Lionel, come here. 223 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:10,200 Listen, as king of the show... Producer. 224 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:11,900 Producer, whatever. 225 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,940 I want to make a few changes. 226 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,940 Instead of having a musical guest each week. 227 00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:21,790 I want to have a midget in a clown outfit fighting a large dog with 228 00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:25,730 I know. I don't think we could do any more animal sketches. 229 00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:27,470 Get it? 230 00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:31,370 So what would you like me to do to freshen up the show? 231 00:36:32,510 --> 00:36:33,510 Sex. 232 00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:38,450 Sex. Believe me, Lyman, sex is what sells on TV. 233 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:41,130 Microwave ovens aren't a different story. 234 00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:44,350 You need violence to sell microwaves. 235 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,740 And that's why I teach you, bitch. 236 00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,200 Welcome, Black Cotter. 237 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,520 I want you to write a sketch for me while I'm a cop. 238 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:30,280 Okay. Getting up at the crack of dawn, putting on my uniform, never using 239 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,440 electricity, raising bombs. 240 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,779 Oh, try it. 241 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:38,440 That's an Amish guy. Then who's the ones walking around, moaning, with their 242 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,600 clothes all torn, eating brains? 243 00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:45,680 Zombies? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. A zombie Amish cop. 244 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,180 Yeah. Okay? 245 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,160 Yeah. I have something interesting to talk to you guys about. 246 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,820 You're going, Lesbo? 247 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,040 No, Fred, I'm not going to be a lesbian. 248 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,620 You're going to try to change everyone's mind about you? 249 00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,960 What? Nobody likes me? 250 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,380 You're going to get that surgery where they replace your knees with jet fuel 251 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,319 rocket knees. 252 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,140 And when the guys come up and be like, yo, nice knees, baby, you can be like, 253 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:12,300 thanks. And then burn his face off with your rocket knees. 254 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:14,500 It's a cold bitch, Lima. 255 00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:15,980 Damn. 256 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,340 What? Was it rocket fuel knees? Jake wants us to add more sex. 257 00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:23,710 the show. 258 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:29,810 Listen, we can do this as long as we don't get hacky and we don't write any 259 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:34,310 sketch about guys driving around a white van picking up amateurs, okay? 260 00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:37,730 Hi, Ms. Lyman. How are you doing today? 261 00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:41,790 Hi, Ken. What do you want? I'm supposed to pick up a pre -taped sketch for two 262 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:42,790 and a half men and a cup. 263 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:46,430 Rudy has the tape. You can pick it up from him. Yes, ma 'am. 264 00:38:47,350 --> 00:38:49,110 Okay, so see what you guys can do with this. 265 00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:12,760 You know, Fred, a great sex sketch featuring an attractive blonde could 266 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,540 said blonde into the limelight. 267 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,000 Was any of that in English? 268 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:24,660 What I'm saying is, if I were trying to get my star to rise, a great sketch by a 269 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,380 great writer would probably do that for me. 270 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,600 So now you want to be a comedy writer? 271 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:32,740 No. Stay with me here. 272 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,820 Okay. I... You. 273 00:39:36,350 --> 00:39:41,430 Want you to... Want me to... Write me a good sketch. 274 00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:44,730 So you can say that you did it. 275 00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:49,350 No, fuck it. I'm just going to fuck the shit out of you and you're going to 276 00:39:49,350 --> 00:39:50,350 write me a good sketch. 277 00:39:51,290 --> 00:39:52,290 Okay. 278 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,140 Get up on the table. 279 00:50:26,030 --> 00:50:27,030 You fucking cunt. 280 01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:13,250 Thank you. I mean, thank you. Thank you very much, Sherry. 281 01:01:13,890 --> 01:01:15,090 Hey, I have a quick question. 282 01:01:15,610 --> 01:01:17,110 How did you get into this business? 283 01:01:17,530 --> 01:01:20,350 Oh, when I was a little girl, I had this dog named Rafi. 284 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,230 He was an Israeli setter. 285 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:25,490 He was like gray and white, little dog. 286 01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:26,990 I used to take him for walks. 287 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:30,610 Yeah, he died a little while ago. 288 01:01:30,850 --> 01:01:31,850 It was pretty sad. 289 01:02:14,129 --> 01:02:16,930 Oh shit. 290 01:02:17,350 --> 01:02:18,750 Wow. 291 01:02:19,550 --> 01:02:21,150 Oh shit. 292 01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:26,130 Wow. Oh shit. 293 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,060 Yeah, we should go through that. 294 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,360 Yeah. Yeah. 295 01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:35,860 Ugh. 296 01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:09,340 Look at me. 297 01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:50,260 Shit. 298 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720 Oh shit. 299 01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:27,090 Oh, shit. 300 01:12:53,450 --> 01:12:55,390 Oh, my God. 301 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:04,880 Thank you. 302 01:21:20,290 --> 01:21:21,650 That's when I got this job. 303 01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,050 Yes. Yes, you certainly did. 304 01:21:26,570 --> 01:21:28,830 Well, I just want to say thank you for that. 305 01:21:29,290 --> 01:21:30,370 I really needed it. 306 01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:55,710 Hey, dummy. 307 01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:58,850 Danny, what are you doing here? We broke up like months ago. 308 01:21:59,530 --> 01:22:01,710 Well, I called your cell phone. It was out of service. 309 01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:03,410 So I bought you a beeper. 310 01:22:05,570 --> 01:22:08,210 I'm kind of more of a cell phone kind of girl by now. 311 01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:11,490 What, are you kidding me? 312 01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:13,730 You're dating New York's Prince of Pagers. 313 01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:15,530 You're a beeper royalty. 314 01:22:16,230 --> 01:22:18,930 I'm not going to have my princess be caught with some clunky cell phone. 315 01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,690 Well, it actually was pretty compact. 316 01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:24,970 But... Did you just call me princess? 317 01:22:25,930 --> 01:22:26,930 Oh, yes, I did. 318 01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:30,730 You know, you can be quite romantic sometimes. 319 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:34,230 Does that mean we can bone? 320 01:22:36,650 --> 01:22:37,650 Fine. 321 01:22:37,750 --> 01:22:39,410 Rudy! Rudiger! Get in here. 322 01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:43,270 Whoa, whoa. 323 01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,570 What's this? 324 01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:45,590 Don't worry about it, babe. 325 01:22:45,910 --> 01:22:47,550 It's just for me. No one will ever see it. 326 01:22:47,990 --> 01:22:49,110 What could possibly go wrong? 327 01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:51,070 You're okay with it, right? 328 01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:30,710 Yeah. 329 01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:32,560 Please. Oh, you know I want it. 330 01:30:33,180 --> 01:30:34,900 Oh, give it to me. 331 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:36,680 Oh, fuck. 332 01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:41,100 Yeah. 333 01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:46,300 Fuck yeah. 334 01:30:48,380 --> 01:30:49,440 Oh, I love it. 335 01:30:50,540 --> 01:30:51,540 Yeah. 336 01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:53,420 Yeah. 337 01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:54,920 Like that. 338 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,960 Oh, fuck yeah. 339 01:30:57,740 --> 01:30:58,880 Oh, fuck. 340 01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:04,800 Yes, please smack my ass. 341 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,520 Yes. 342 01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:27,780 That's so fucking good. 343 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:30,640 Yes. 344 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:44,280 Fucking cocktails so good. Yes. Yes. Oh, grab me and fuck me. Just like that. 345 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:45,400 Oh, yeah. 346 01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:46,700 Oh. 347 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:48,480 Oh. 348 01:31:48,940 --> 01:31:51,560 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 349 01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:53,320 Fuck yes. 350 01:31:53,620 --> 01:31:54,620 Yes, yes, yes. 351 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,520 Yes. Yes. 352 01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:29,400 Give it to me. Give me that fucking couch. 353 01:32:29,660 --> 01:32:30,880 You know I love it. 354 01:32:31,420 --> 01:32:33,100 Oh, I love it. 355 01:32:33,340 --> 01:32:35,900 Oh, fuck. 356 01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:51,820 Oh, fuck you. 357 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:54,980 Yes, there you go. 358 01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:07,880 right there nice and fucking deep yes oh please yes 359 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:53,919 It's so good. 360 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:54,960 Yes, right there. 361 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:57,760 Oh, I love it. 362 01:35:58,240 --> 01:35:59,740 Oh, fuck, yes. 363 01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:51,640 Deep inside me. 364 01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:31,460 Fucking deep. Oh. 365 01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:06,560 Give it to me, please. 366 01:39:05,930 --> 01:39:06,930 Fucking gun 367 01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:08,500 How's that feel? 368 01:40:09,860 --> 01:40:10,920 Yes. 369 01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:14,400 Yes. 370 01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:16,380 Yes. 371 01:40:19,980 --> 01:40:21,060 Yes. Yes. 372 01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:22,940 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 373 01:42:42,570 --> 01:42:43,570 Screw you. 374 01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:42,480 Yeah, especially halfway through when you decide to offer me that new deal on 375 01:43:42,480 --> 01:43:43,480 pagers. 376 01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:47,360 No princess of mine is gonna pay full price on pagers. 377 01:44:20,970 --> 01:44:22,630 Now check out this hilarious skit. 378 01:44:26,350 --> 01:44:32,590 I don't know what you're so upset about, Lyman. 379 01:44:33,010 --> 01:44:36,070 The ratings for your show are through the roof. 380 01:44:36,750 --> 01:44:39,650 And all because you stuck your ass out to the team. 381 01:44:40,030 --> 01:44:42,450 And my boobies are all over television, sir. 382 01:44:42,710 --> 01:44:44,850 And because of them, your show is a hit. 383 01:44:46,030 --> 01:44:47,030 So embarrassed. 384 01:44:47,850 --> 01:44:52,650 Sure, you were howling and panting hilariously like a rabid dog in heat. 385 01:44:53,090 --> 01:44:56,290 But the point is, you took one for the team. 386 01:44:56,850 --> 01:45:01,390 And as hilarious as it was, I will forever respect you for that. 387 01:45:02,150 --> 01:45:04,010 Yeah, that was real noble of me. 388 01:45:04,310 --> 01:45:07,010 What? I'm sorry, I was just listening to someone else. 389 01:45:07,530 --> 01:45:08,509 Someone else? 390 01:45:08,510 --> 01:45:10,810 There's no one else in this room except me and Ken. 391 01:45:11,430 --> 01:45:12,430 Thank you. 392 01:45:12,510 --> 01:45:15,090 And please come back to see me again soon, Lyman. 393 01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:24,140 Ken, good job on that little tape mix -up. 394 01:45:28,060 --> 01:45:33,700 Thank you, Mr. Donoghue. You keep this up, and one day, you'll make Senior 395 01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:37,500 Wow. Me? 396 01:45:38,440 --> 01:45:39,680 Senior Page. 397 01:45:42,140 --> 01:45:43,140 Senior Page! 398 01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:47,340 Hello, my little flour tortilla. 399 01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:54,380 You're so powerful now that you've gotten your promotion, and you just 400 01:45:54,380 --> 01:45:55,380 town from El Cuapo. 401 01:45:55,420 --> 01:45:58,280 Please, take this Paco, and our bodies is your reward. 402 01:49:54,030 --> 01:49:55,030 Yeah. 403 01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:14,240 Yeah. And you come sit right over there. 404 02:10:21,200 --> 02:10:22,200 Oh. 405 02:16:57,200 --> 02:16:58,200 on your page. 406 02:19:28,910 --> 02:19:33,870 From the makers of the hit TV show TCS with Trey Jordan comes a whole new 407 02:19:33,870 --> 02:19:34,870 spinoff series. 408 02:19:55,790 --> 02:19:58,490 Amish zombie cop starring Trey Jordan. 409 02:20:03,390 --> 02:20:06,970 Not today, copper. 410 02:20:13,270 --> 02:20:20,030 You can run, but you can't hide from the Amish 411 02:20:20,030 --> 02:20:21,030 zombie cop. 412 02:20:29,900 --> 02:20:32,020 Jackson, good day to be a cop. 413 02:20:36,200 --> 02:20:40,780 He'll serve up justice for the side of brains. 414 02:20:50,200 --> 02:20:52,100 He'll eat your brains, child turkey. 415 02:20:53,080 --> 02:20:54,600 I'm playing around, Jackson. 416 02:21:01,800 --> 02:21:02,800 Electricity, sucker. 417 02:21:08,580 --> 02:21:10,840 I'm a zombie cop. Always gets a fan. 418 02:21:14,420 --> 02:21:21,340 He likes brains, justice, and raising bonds. 419 02:21:35,340 --> 02:21:38,680 Amish zombie cop Amish 420 02:21:38,680 --> 02:21:43,520 zombie 421 02:21:43,520 --> 02:21:50,160 cop When 422 02:21:50,160 --> 02:21:54,860 his partner dies Amish zombie cop bows rebe - 423 02:22:36,400 --> 02:22:38,280 zombie cop coming this fall.